Websites for small businesses
Cheap? Yes.
Half-assed? Never.
A fully custom, SEO-optimized website with a CRM included — for $50/month. Stop slaving over Wix for hours just to end up with a sub-par site. Let us handle it.
Fully custom ✦ SEO optimized ✦ CRM included ✦ $50/mo
Everything your business needs. Nothing it doesn't.
Fully custom
No cookie-cutter templates. No “drag-and-pray.” A site built for your business, by actual humans who know what they're doing.
SEO optimized
Built so Google can actually find you. Not just your mom. (Sorry, Mom. You're still our #1 visitor.)
CRM included
Every lead from your site lands in one place. Track customers, follow up, close jobs. Retire the sticky notes.
Why do I need a good website?
Your Google Business Profile sends people to your website every single day. When they land there, your site needs to do its job — or they bounce straight to the next guy on the list. That means it has to be:
ADA compliant
Everyone should be able to use your site — including customers using screen readers. It's the right thing to do, and it keeps you out of legal trouble.
Fast
Slow sites lose customers. If your page takes forever to load, they hit “back” and call your competitor instead.
Easy to contact you
Customers should be able to send you their info in seconds — not hunt around for a phone number buried in the footer.
So we make sure yours is:
Simple to navigate
Customers find what they need without a treasure map.
Always up to date
New hours, new services, new prices — we keep it current.
Works correctly
Forms submit, buttons click, pages load. Every time.
Mobile-first optimized!
Most of your customers find you on their phone. We design for thumbs first, then make it look great on big screens too.
UNLIMITED edits & updates
Always done by the next business day. Just tell us what to change. No extra charge, no ticket queue, no donkey business.
You run a business. Not a web design studio.
DIY website builders promise “easy.” Then you lose a weekend and still hate how it looks.
😩 Doing it yourself on Wix
- Your Saturday, gone
- 17 YouTube tutorials deep
- “Why won't this box line up?!”
- Looks fine on desktop, cursed on phones
- Google has no idea you exist
- Leads scattered across 4 inboxes
🫏 Letting the donkey do it
- One 15-minute call
- We do the building
- Everything lines up. Every time.
- Looks great on every screen
- SEO set up from day one
- CRM included, leads in one place
Three steps. Zero headaches.
- 1
Tell us about your business
A quick call. What you do, who you serve, what you like. That's it.
- 2
We build your site
Custom design, SEO, CRM — the whole donkey. You review it, we tweak it.
- 3
You get back to work
Your site goes live and starts pulling in leads. You go do the thing you're actually good at.
One plan. One price.
No donkey business.
Agencies charge thousands up front. DIY builders charge you your sanity. We charge fifty bucks a month and do the work for you.
The Whole Donkey
$50/month
- Fully custom design
- Mobile-first optimized
- ADA-compliant & lightning fast
- SEO setup & optimization
- Built-in CRM for your leads
- Hosting & SSL
- UNLIMITED edits & updates — done by next business day
Questions? We've got answers.
Why is it so cheap?
Because we're efficient, not because we cut corners. We build a lot of small business sites, so we've gotten fast at it. You get the savings. Cheap? Yes. Half-assed? Never.
Is it actually custom, or a template with my logo slapped on?
Actually custom. Your business, your colors, your content, your layout. Nobody else gets your site.
I already have a Wix site. Can you save me?
Yes. We'll rebuild it properly and you never have to open that editor again. You're welcome.
What's the CRM for?
When someone fills out a form on your site, they land in your CRM so you can track them, follow up, and actually turn them into paying customers.
Is the donkey's butt really necessary?
It's the brand. We sell cheap-ass sites. We're legally required to be honest about it.
Quit horsing around with website builders.
Get a real website that brings in real customers. $50/month. We'll handle the rest.
Let's do this 🫏